Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?