Worst Jokes Ever
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.