Worst Jokes Ever
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.