Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.

What is the worst joke ever? It's you.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"

The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.