Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Jerry fall off the moon?

Because he got hit by a fridge.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.

Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!

But he’s all right now.

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?

A bone-étit.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

No scope, bitch!

My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Balls.

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It's easy to roast beef.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Carlos.

Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.