Worst Jokes Ever
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.