Worst Jokes Ever
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."