Worst Jokes Ever
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!