Worst Jokes Ever
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
These aren't funny.