Worst Jokes Ever
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
I'm sorry m8.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
Let's have toast in the bath.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
The belt broke.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.