Worst Jokes Ever
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!