Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"