Worst Jokes Ever
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
You dream in 4K.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.