Worst Jokes Ever
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Robyn Smith
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
AP Chemistry.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.
Hi Trent!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!