How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Changing a Lightbulb
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about cops being lazy and violent. Instead of changing a lightbulb, they arrest it and beat up the room. Get it? It's funny because it's true...ish. You know, I'm a bear and I know more about law enforcement than you do, which is kinda sad.