Worst Jokes Ever
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.