Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
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Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Dad, I hate you!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩