Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pΔ±e_rus.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did yβall hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
Theyβre just two weeks to quit.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Give a man a match, and heβll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.