Worst Jokes Ever

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

A man walks into a bar... Oww!

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Yes, houses can't jump at all.

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he comes once a year.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?