Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.