Worst Jokes Ever
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.