Worst Jokes Ever

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Let's have toast in the bath.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Stephen Hawking said there is no god.

God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball??

They can’t hit a home run! 😂

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.