Worst Jokes Ever
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Mushroom?
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!