Worst Jokes Ever
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
F in orphan means family.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Orphans are lonely.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.