Worst Jokes Ever
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! đ
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
I donât make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
One time I ate a chair.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
âMoo!â
What did the sheep say to the cow?
âThat was a bad joke!â
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!