Worst Jokes Ever
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."