Worst Jokes Ever

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.

How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging!

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Answer: She’s dead.

My ex died today.

I also lost my job as a butcher.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

Where do cows stop to drink?

The Milky Way!