Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Peanut butter 🧈?
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.