Worst Jokes Ever
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Shut the f*ck up.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
"Another one bites the dust."
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."