Worst Jokes Ever
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Who am I?
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)