Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
When the school lets you near children again...
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Me nan.