Worst Jokes Ever
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.