Worst Jokes Ever
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Don't bully.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!