Worst Jokes Ever
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Your fat!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.