Worst Jokes Ever

The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.

That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!

I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?

Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.

Mother: Do you understand?

Leo: No.

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Fuck you you rwind my life.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

"Knife to meet you all!"

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!