Worst Jokes Ever
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.