Worst Jokes Ever
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.