Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
Bomb.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.