Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
I am dark humor.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Peanut butter 🧈?
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.