Worst Jokes Ever
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.