Battery life jokes

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He ran out of battery life.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))