Battery life jokes

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He ran out of battery life.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))