Battery life jokes

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He ran out of battery life.

What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both go down quickly.

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.