Battery life jokes
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Bro really?
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
