Worst Jokes Ever
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Do a neck reveal.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?