Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Hitler.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.