Worst Jokes Ever
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.