Worst Jokes Ever
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.