Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."