Worst Jokes Ever
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.