Worst Jokes Ever

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.