Locomotive

Locomotive Jokes

Train

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

Train

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Train

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."