Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
I like trains.
*train hits him*
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."