Locomotive jokes

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

I like trains.

*train hits him*

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

How does a train eat?

It goes, "chew chew."

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

riding (DYM 145).

Which train is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.