Locomotive jokes

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

How does a train eat?

It goes, "chew chew."

I like trains.

*train hits him*

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

Which train is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

riding (DYM 145).

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.