Locomotive jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

How does a train eat?

It goes, "chew chew."

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

Which train is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!

I like trains.

*train hits him*

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."