Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
