We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
