Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!