Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.