Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
If you play games, go play on your sister.