Worst Jokes Ever
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...