Worst Jokes Ever
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
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Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.