Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.