Worst Jokes Ever
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
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Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
I'm gay.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.