Worst Jokes Ever
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.