Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)