Worst Jokes Ever
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."