Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

The F in orphan stands for family.

Wait, there is no F. (F)

What show do orphans never watch?

"Fuller House."

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Daddy's Home.

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.