Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”