Worst Jokes Ever
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.