Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To get to the other side (suicide).

Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flatmate.

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

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    • My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

    What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

    "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

    At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

    I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

    I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

    Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

    Just tell them that it floats.

    What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

    The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

    What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

    They both shoot when they see kids.

    If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

    Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

    A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

    The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

    Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

    A. Denephew.