Worst Jokes Ever
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.