Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.