Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Person: Why? You: No.