Worst Jokes Ever
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.