Worst Jokes Ever
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.