Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"