Worst Jokes Ever
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"