Worst Jokes Ever
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.