I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Chopping Onions The Dog
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, lil' buddy. You are not the brightest bulb in the shed, are you? The joke plays on the double meaning of "onions." First, it's the vegetable that makes you cry when you chop it. But then, BAM! It turns out "Onions" is the name of the family dog. So, the person isn't crying because of the vegetable, but because their dog is gone. Get it now?
Comments (1)
Joe mama
It’s not and orphan joke but fuck me im dying