Worst Jokes Ever

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look pretty flushed.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

Ayo, who's online :')

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?

Because his keys were inside of the ignition.