Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.