Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.