Worst Jokes Ever
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.