Worst Jokes Ever
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
I got udder jokes too.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"