Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you donβt walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies arenβt real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: βWAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!β
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and itβs pointing at you.