Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
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I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.