Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!