Worst Jokes Ever
Why donโt you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? Thatโs cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why donโt cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! ๐ฎโ๐จ
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I donโt find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Parallel lines have so much in common, itโs a shame theyโll never meet.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.