Worst Jokes Ever
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.