Worst Jokes Ever
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.