Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.