Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
