Worst Jokes Ever
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.