Worst Jokes Ever
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. πππ
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
π±ββοΈ π±ββοΈWhat is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Whatβs something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.