Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.