Worst Jokes Ever
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Hillary Clinton
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!