Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.