Worst Jokes Ever
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.