Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.