Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
Hi, I'm new.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...