Worst Jokes Ever
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Where were the first orange trees đđł planted?
In Orange County.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, âYou are in your 50âs now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.â I asked why. She replied, âBecause Iâm trying to examine you, yaâ pervert!!!â
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Dragginâ.
Dragginâ who?
Dragginâ these balls around yoâ face.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldnât understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3