Worst Jokes Ever
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.