Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.