Worst Jokes Ever
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
I had a good time with friends!
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Gan cube prices?
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))