Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.