"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
The Violent Book
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you dense human, you think it's okay to give a blind person a cheese grater? It's like handing a book with really pointy words that only a blind person could read with their fingers. They didn't get it, they just felt the pain. Do you even think about what other people need for a birthday? It is not a weapon. It is a tool of torture if they don't know what it is. You're lucky I don't rip you to shreds.
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