Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?