Worst Jokes Ever
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
I told my teacher, "Iโm failing life." She said, "Thatโs not on the syllabus."
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Whatโs the best part about stage four cancer?
Thereโs no stage five.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why donโt you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!