Worst Jokes Ever

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was out-standing.

My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.