My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Worst Jokes Ever
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
