Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
"Sir, we noticed a 2-year gap in your resume."
"That was when I went to Yale."
"A Yale man? Well, you're hired!"
"Thanks! I really need this yob!"
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"