Worst Jokes Ever
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper