Worst Jokes Ever
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.