Worst Jokes Ever
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.