Worst Jokes Ever
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.