Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.