Worst Jokes Ever
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.