Worst Jokes Ever
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
My fucking life, cya.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.