Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.