Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
iran
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.